Do you want to be alone for the rest of your life?
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She’s [Alice] kind of an uncredited writer for 30 Rock, because she says crazy stuff and we put it in the show. She saw the Disney World website in the computer one day, and she’s like, “I want to go to there.” So my character does that now.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj9l9p6oUh1qawe6co1_500.gif)
She’s [Alice] kind of an uncredited writer for 30 Rock, because she says crazy stuff and we put it in the show. She saw the Disney World website in the computer one day, and she’s like, “I want to go to there.” So my character does that now.
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“I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks, as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.”
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"I’ll tell you what I do want. I want someone who will be monogamous, and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching ‘Lost.’ And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet, and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince! And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I’m old."
— Tina Fey, as Liz Lemon on 30 Rock, describing her dream man. (via 815giggles) (via riddledfate) (via itworked) (via fuckyeahdarlton)
