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KELLY: So then the next movie moves to the top of the queue. So number five becomes number four, number six becomes number five, number three becomes number two, etc, etc. And let’s just say that I just sent back Love Actually, which was awesome. And they sent me Uptown Girls, which is also awesome. But guess what, now I want to see Love Actually again, but it’s at the bottom of the queue! Oh no, what do I do!? What I do, is this. I go online, I go click, click, click. And I change the order of the queue, so that I can see Love Actually as soon as I want to. It’s so easy, Ryan. Do you really not know how Netflix works? RYAN: I guess I forgot. [kisses Kelly, gathers up money]KELLY: You’re such a ditz.KEVIN: Ryan, well done. Two minutes, forty-two seconds. Additionally, Pam, you win ten because she said “awesome” 12 times, and Jim, you win five because she mentioned six romantic comedies.
The Office 3.19 - “Safety Training”
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KELLY: So then the next movie moves to the top of the queue. So number five becomes number four, number six becomes number five, number three becomes number two, etc, etc. And let’s just say that I just sent back Love Actually, which was awesome. And they sent me Uptown Girls, which is also awesome. But guess what, now I want to see Love Actually again, but it’s at the bottom of the queue! Oh no, what do I do!? What I do, is this. I go online, I go click, click, click. And I change the order of the queue, so that I can see Love Actually as soon as I want to. It’s so easy, Ryan. Do you really not know how Netflix works?
RYAN: I guess I forgot. [kisses Kelly, gathers up money]
KELLY: You’re such a ditz.
KEVIN: Ryan, well done. Two minutes, forty-two seconds. Additionally, Pam, you win ten because she said “awesome” 12 times, and Jim, you win five because she mentioned six romantic comedies.The Office 3.19 - “Safety Training”
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Kelly: I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like, your momma’s so fat she could eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like, you’re ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there.
The Office 4.08 - The Deposition.
